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Hey.. I know i have neglected you in the recent times.. i am so sorry that i neglected you.. I'm sorry for not being there when you needed me the most.. I'm sorry for not making my shoulder available when u needed one.. You're are still very special to me and i know you know that.. It's just that the old me is not around anymore.. and i have transferred all your files from the old me to the new me.. so to you, i am still running the same applications and processors as the last time.. maybe it's just updated now for higher performance.. hehe.. anyways, i'm saying this just to let you know that i do really love you a lot and i still care for you the exact same way that i have always did.. You will be that special person to me no matter wat.. AND IF I DONT LIKE YR SPECIAL ONE, FORGET ABOUT CONTINUING YR DREAMS TO HAPPEN CAUSE IT WON'T!! =)

To end this on a correct note, i will end with a quotation from the bible.. =)

I will always love you because i have, Even before i ever knew you.. (MATT 49:10)

-aug-

Was reading Jason's blog and found this relly amusing.. Thought i share it with you.. =)

What do kids think about the ocean?

Kelly, age 6 - “This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.”


Jerry, age 6 – “Oysters' balls are called pearls.”


Wayne, age 7 – “If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.


Kylie, age 6 – “Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.”


Billy, age 8 – “A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.”


Millie, age 6 – “My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men, a woman and some pots and comes back with crabs.”


William, age 7 – “When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.”


Helen, age 6 – “Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?”


Amy, age 6 – “I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.”


Christopher, age 7 – “Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers at night.”


Kevin, age 6 – “When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.”


Becky, age 8 – “Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.”


Julie, age 7 – “On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.”


Bobby, age 6 – “The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know.”


James, age 7 – “My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.”