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Last weekend. A weekend of many surprises and awakenings.. Well.. Lotsa of episodes and drama's took place that i'm still wondering why it's all happening.. It all started with the death of Michael Jackson. Shit la thambi!!

Saturday morning Tom, Ric and i agreed to go and clean Thomas's apartment. It all started well as Ric and i woke up pretty late. Nothing new. :) We made a pit-stop in Sentul first to get some supplies and some measurements
I somehow feel this will be a cool look for the wedding rite? Some Mick Jagger-ish kinda look. New school.. hahaha SHIT LA THAMBI!!!

Anyways, yea.. Than we all set out for a far-far away land called Cheras. On that land, lies an apartment. In that apartment, lies a unit that Thomas bought. Some chinese dude and family lived there before. So everything was cina-fied. Of course there was abstract paintings done on the wall done by his children using colour pencil..



So yea.. Than we met with Stephatoinks later at night and played pool. I was feeling a bit hyper so i went cuckoo a bit..



We went and played some pool first. It was more like a practice since the next day was the Cousins Inc. Pool Championship.. We headed to the store and watched Michael Jackson Live in Bucharest which was playing on 8tv.. Drank only milk k.. SHIT LA THAMBI!!!


Than came Sunday morning. As usual, aug woke up to go for morning mass in Christ The Light than straight after mass headed to St. Joseph's Church Sentul. It was Confirmation Mass there and my uncle was the official photographer.. Since he bought a new cammie, he asked me to come along to shoot together with him as he claims i'm good with capturing candid expression which turns out really nice.. So yea.. Of course i had to tag someone along with me, so my victim was Becs.. :p I was thinking she won't show up as it was kinda early for her and she came home late the last night, but surprisingly she came.. Came to the time of the Laying of hands, my uncle stood on the right i stood on the left. The plan was one person to capture the anointing and another to capture the 'tap' or the handshake.. so i was prepared to do such.. Pls note there was 67 confirmands.. Suddenly, Bishop blessed Father Stan and came down to the centre of the aisle and there was 2 lines for the laying of hands.. i was like eikkkk... this is not right.. So here i was halfway gaberah, shooting this pics.. It was very important pics and i so didnt want to screw it up.. And there's only one shot to this.. i cant ask them to come and pose again.. *which i did :p* came to one candidate, my flash didnt warm up in time and i couldnt take his pic.. Uncle Gabriel was behind me and so i told him if its possible to get that kid back in that line just to pose for the pic.. Which he did!!! lolx.. it was the funniest thing.. he stood in line and than when appraoched Father Stan,

Father: Hey.. Didn't i just annoint you?
Kid: No father, Uncle Gabriel asked me to come again.
Father: Huh?!?! Why???
Kid: Don't know.. He said for photo..

Father Stan looked at me and smiled.. hahahahaha!! First time in History k!! lolx.. SHIT LA THAMBI!!!

That went on well till the end.. Later Becs and me went to Midvalley to watch Transformers 2. I have a friend working there so i called her the night before and and asked her to reserve tickets.. But tickets for Transformers 2 was completely sold out right up to Tuesday night.. and this information, i only got when i was in the train heading to midvalley.. So had no choice and had to go with Terminator : Salvation instead.. Met up with Charissa and Damien Emmanuel.. When i went to collect the tickets, our hearts broke!! There was absolutely no damn ticket of any movie at all available. I was like Fuck!!!! sigh.. Damn heart-broken sial.. and plus the line was damn long.. pity them to go all the way and there's no ticket available..

We agreed to go for lunch. Went to this place called Spaghetti Bar or something.. Somesore Friday's/Chilli's kinda concept.. Stuffed out faces all nicely, the plan was to go play pool la.. Since i was meeting my cousins all ther for the pool tournament.. It was about 3.15pm.. Walking to Brewball, i thought just try another time la.. Just ask la if got ticket available.. He said he'll go check and come.. He came back and called me aside..

Joe: Chaa.. got Transformers 2 show at 3.30pm 4 tickets RM12 bucks.. wan or not??

*speechless* OF COURSE LAA!!!! And it was a fucking good movie!!!! SHIT LA THAMBI!!!

That was a damn good weekend i presume.. Of course i omitted all the drama along the way.. but at the end of the day, all you can say is one thing.. SHIT LA THAMBI!!!!

Torres has claimed that he is not interested in moving to Real, or even Manchester United for that matter.

"Madrid are obviously spending lots of money and I'm sure Alex Ferguson will be looking for a big name to replace Ronaldo, but I'm very excited about what Rafa Benitez is doing here," said the Spaniard.

"Clubs might go crazy offering higher wages than anybody else, but that doesn't interest me."

"To want any more money would be greedy and that's not me."

"As long as Liverpool want me, I'll stay. I'd only have left Atletico Madrid for Liverpool. I grew up in Spain, but Liverpool are my boyhood club."

Players rumoured in at Manchester United FC

Luis Antonio Valencia Wigan
Karim Benzema Lyon
Franck Ribery Bayern Munich
Nicolas Bertolo Atletico Banfield
Jose Rodolfo Pires Ribeiro Dodo Corinthians
Samuel Etoo Barcelona
David Silva Valencia
Fernando Torres Liverpool
Neymar da Silva Santos
Alexis Sanchez Udinese
Walter Henrique da Silva Internacional
Douglas Costa Gremio
Victor Mongil Real Valladolid
Aaron Lennon Tottenham
Paul Pogba Le Havre
Klaas Jan Huntelaar Real Madrid
Kyle Naughton Sheffield Utd
Arjen Robben Real Madrid
Victor Valdes Barcelona

Players rumoured out of Liverpool FC

Javier Mascherano Barcelona
Fernando Torres Manchester Utd
Alvaro Arbeloa Atletico Madrid
Yossi Benayoun Manchester City
Xabi Alonso Real Madrid
Steven Gerrard AC Milan
Dirk Kuyt Everton
Andrea Dossena Juventus
Daniel Agger Inter Milan
Andriy Voronin Hertha Berlin

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The reigning Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year has been the subject of much media speculation in recent days, with Real Madrid and Barcelona allegedly pondering a big-money move for the Serbian defender.

However, Vidic insists he won't be following Cristiano Ronaldo to La Liga.

Instead, the 27-year-old and has his sights set on more record-breaking success with the Reds next season.

He told the News of the World: "I am very happy here and next season we will start again. I have got no desire to go anywhere.

"People forget that when you join a new league you don't just have to adjust to the country, you also have to adjust to the style of football.

"I feel my game is well adjusted to England now and I want to play a part in a successful team next season," he added. "United can make it a record four titles in a row next year."

When you think of your past love, you may view it as a failure. But when you find a new love, you view the past as a teacher. In the game of love, it doesn't really matter who won or who lost. What is important is you know when to hold on and when to let go! You know you really love someone when you want him or her to be happy, even if their happiness means that you're not part of it. Everything happens for the best.

If the person you love doesn't love you back, don't be afraid to love someone else again, for you'll never know unless you give it a try. You'll never love a person you love unless you risk for love. Love strives in hurting. If you don't get hurt, you don't learn how to love.

Love doesn't hurt all the time. Though the hurting is still there to test you, it is to help you grow. Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall. You just fall. You cannot finish a book without closing its chapters. If you want to go on, then you have to leave the past as you turn the pages.

Love is not destroyed by a single failure or won by a single caress. It is a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, discovering and growing. The greatest irony of love is letting go when you need to hold on and holding on when you need to let go. We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves. On falling out of love, take some time to heal and then get back on the horse. But don't
ever make the same mistake of riding the same one that threw you the first time.

To love is to risk rejection, to live is to risk dying, to hope is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing! To reach for another is to risk involvement, to expose your feelings is to expose true self; to love is to risk not to be loved in return. How to define love: fall but do not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, hurt but never keep the pain.

Love is like a knife. It can stab the heart or it can carve wonderful images into the soul that always last for a lifetime. Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling. It should inspire you and give you joy and strength. But sometimes the things that give you joy can also hurt you in the end. Loving people means giving them the freedom of who they choose to be and where they choose to be. For all the heartaches and the tears, for gloomy days and fruitless years, you should give thanks, for you know, that there were the things that helped you grow.

Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way, whether it leads towards you or away from you. Love is a painful risk to take but the risk must be taken no matter how scary or painful, for only then you'll experience the fullness of humanity and that is love.

Only love can hurt your heart, fill you with desire and tear you apart. Only love can make you cry and only love knows why. If you're not ready to cry, if you're not ready to take the risk, if you're not ready to feel the pain, then you're not ready to fall in love. There is a time in our lives when we become afraid to fall in love because every time we do, we get hurt, and then I figured that's why it's called falling in love...

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Malaysia, and said: Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living things along with a few good humans.

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have six months to build the Ark before I start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard, but no Ark.

Noah! He roared. I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?

Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, but things have changed.

First, I need to have a BUMIPUTRA PARTNER who is linked to UMNO. Then I needed a building permit from DBKL and also have to pay under-counter money to get the permit.

Then I've been arguing with the BOMBA inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.

My neighbours complained to The Malay Mail about the height of the Ark I was going to build and the next day it was in the headlines claiming that I've violated the neighbourhood building by-laws because my Ark is going to exceed the height limitations. I appealed to the magistrate and it was approved.

The Opposition then took advantage of the situation and said I was a government crony and they did nasty things with my face in the Internet. I don’t know how they managed to superimpose my face on a naked body with naked MP’s and portrayed it on the YouTube. Oh Lord you are the All Knowing and you know I did not take the photos of the MP.

Then there was another stop-work order even before I could start work. After that the Badan Cegah Rasuah arrested me for pornography.

I talked to a lawyer who looks like Ambitah Bachan -- talks like him, acts like him, but is not him. He said he knows the Chief Justice and the Prime Minister -- the Apa Nama -- and can clear my name but I have to buy them tickets to Australia.

After clearing my name I had to again go to the DBKL Appeal Board for a decision to allow me to build the Ark.

Then the government, after approving the plans, said I must use only SIRIM approved goods and that I must buy from their list of CLASS F Bumiputera contractors and their prices are 15 times more expensive than the Chinaman hardware shop.

Then TNB and JPJ demanded that I post a bond for the future costs of moving power-lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the timber for the Ark was another problem. SUKHAM and the JABATAN HUTAN NEGARA said that there's a ban on the cutting local trees in order to save the Orang Utan.

I tried to convince SUKHAM and JABATAN HUTAN NEGARA that I needed the wood to save the Orang Hutan but they said no go.

When I started gathering the animals, JAKIM and an animal rights group sued me. JAKIM said I cannot put the chickens and the pigs next to each other as it WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED HALAL and the animal rights group insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued that the accommodations were too restrictive and that it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then JABATAN KERJA RAYA AND JABATAN KAJIAN dan GALIAN ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an Environmental Impact Study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many Bumiputera contractors I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.

JABATAN IMMIGRASI and RELA are checking the status of most of the people who want to work.

The trade unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only union workers with Ark-building experience.

As I started to clear the area to build the Ark, six gangsters came and demanded protection money. They said they will control the area for the selling of drugs and the supply of prostitutes to my workers.

When I complained to the POLIS, the next day the IGP sent an ASP who came in full uniform. Unfortunately he also happens to be one of the six gangsters who were demanding protection money and so he doubled my protection fee.

Then there was a by-election and I was forced to become an UMNO member to get my permits approved and was made to pay a donation by the Barisan Nasional candidate in the so-called spirit of MUHIBBAH. Otherwise they will make life difficult for me.

Every department I turned to is asking what they call “Kopi Wang”.

I calculated that if I paid all the so-called “Kopi Wang” and also give them the donation they ask, the cost to build the Ark will be 20 times higher. But I refused to give them the “Kopi Wang” as I am faithful to you Oh Lord.

Then some top-level politicians became very disappointed with me for not giving them the donations and they started calling me a Murtad. I told them my name is Noah and not Murtad and they got very angry and said they have connections.

Suddenly I became a suspect in the murder of a Mongolian lady because the place where she was murdered happens to be on the land where I am going to build the Ark and I was then arrested.

To make matters worse, the Jabatan HASIL seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. I have just been released from ISA.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, you mean you're not going to destroy the
world?

No, said the Lord, the Malaysian Government beat me to it!

THIS IS HOW MEAN A FRIEND CAN GET SOMETIMES... sigh...